Theme Hospital -

Caused by sniffing cheese and unverified rumors; cured by popping the head with a pin and pumping it back up to standard size.

I finally finished Theme Hospital and I need to tell someone about it. Theme Hospital

: Write a satirical, corporate-style onboarding guide for a new receptionist or doctor working in your hospital. Caused by sniffing cheese and unverified rumors; cured

: Break down how to spot the best staff based on their hilarious mini-biographies and traits. Explain how to train junior doctors into world-class Surgeons, Psychiatrists, and Researchers. : Break down how to spot the best

The Greedy Admin: Win a level by charging the absolute maximum price for every cure.

The Rat Shootout: A showcase or high-score challenge focusing purely on the hidden rat-shooting minigame. ✍️ Creative Writing & Satirical Lore

: Come up with custom, dryly delivered PA announcements to match the iconic in-game voice lines (e.g., "We remind patients that dying in the corridors is strictly prohibited due to floor cleaning schedules." ).