The Gang Carries A Corpse Up A Mountainit's Alw... -

Is the "Sherpa." He’s carrying 80lbs of unnecessary protein powder and trying to perform "tactical ocular pat-downs" on nearby hikers.

Frank convinces the Gang there’s a hidden stash of "Nazi gold" buried at the summit of a local peak. The catch? To find it, they have to follow a map drawn by his old business partner, "Snake-Eyes" Johnson. The bigger catch? Snake-Eyes is currently dead in the back of the Range Rover, and Frank insists they need his fingerprints to open the "biometric" lock on the treasure chest. The Roles:

Halfway up, they realize the "map" is just a placemat from a defunct Shoney’s. Dennis has a meltdown about the "implication" of being trapped on a cliffside with a dead body, while Charlie realizes they’ve been carrying the wrong corpse the entire time. The Gang Carries a Corpse Up a MountainIt's Alw...

Tasked with carrying the "Corpse-Bag." She is convinced this is her "Wild" moment and keeps trying to record a gritty, inspirational vlog.

“It’s not a crime if the mountain claims him, Charlie!” Is the "Sherpa

This sounds like a classic It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia disaster in the making.

Refuses to wear boots. He’s hiking in thermal underwear and "mountain-grease" to ward off "Summit Ghouls." To find it, they have to follow a

Chugging wine from a soda can and trailing 50 yards behind, shouting about "the hoors" he met in these woods in the 70s.