The Boondocks - Season 3 Guide
For three days, the Freeman house was packed. Riley started charging guests for "certified street wisdom," which mostly consisted of him reciting lyrics from rappers who were currently in jail. Tom joined in, offering "legal thrill-seeking tours" of the local courthouse.
As the bulldozers rolled in, the tech-bros fled, complaining about the lack of high-speed Wi-Fi in the "authentic" experience. Granddad’s "Italian leather" shoes melted in the sun as he chased after a fleeing influencer who hadn't paid for his lemon water. The Boondocks - Season 3
The Woodcrest sun beat down on the Freeman household, but the heat outside was nothing compared to the tension in the kitchen. Robert "Granddad" Freeman was staring at a digital bank statement with the intensity of a man watching his soul leave his body. For three days, the Freeman house was packed
"Taxes? In this neighborhood? I pay for the peace and quiet!" Granddad slammed his fist on the table. As the bulldozers rolled in, the tech-bros fled,
"Granddad, this is exploitation of our own culture for the benefit of people who think 'The Projects' is a brand of high-end denim," Huey warned.
"Hush, Huey! These people are paying $400 a night to sleep on the floor and hear me complain about the 'good old days.' It's a gold mine!"
Granddad saw an opportunity. If Wuncler was making money off "experiences," so would he. He rebranded the Freeman house as He forced Riley to wear a dashiki and stand by the door, and made Huey serve "artisanal struggle water" (tap water with a lemon slice) for $15 a glass.