Stardust Crusaders: Jotaro Vs Steely Dan May 2026

For hours, Steely Dan—a man whose arrogance was as loud as his flashy outfit—had treated Jotaro like a personal servant. Because Dan’s microscopic Stand, , was held hostage inside the brain of Joseph Joestar, any damage dealt to Dan would be reflected tenfold onto Jotaro’s grandfather.

The purple-hued spirit materialized behind Jotaro, its muscles rippling with repressed fury.

He began to read. "For the bridge... for the drinks... for the kick to my shin... and for making my grandfather suffer." He looked up, his eyes burning with a blue intensity. "The total comes to a price you can't afford."

The first punch connected with Dan’s jaw, sending him airborne. But Star Platinum wasn't finished. What followed was a rhythmic, relentless storm of strikes that echoed through the village square. "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!"

"This is a receipt," Jotaro said, his voice a low rumble. "For everything you’ve done today."

Jotaro adjusted his hat, the "receipt" fluttering to the ground near Dan’s unconscious body.

Dan panicked, summoning The Lovers one last time to attempt a desperate escape, but it was useless.

The barrage lasted for nearly thirty seconds—a lifetime of pain delivered in a single breath. Dan was propelled through the air, crashing through a brick wall and landing in a heap of broken stone and wasted ego.