By race day, the "Griffin Ground-Pounder" was a terrifying sight. It had no seatbelts, a steering wheel stolen from a bumper car, and an exhaust pipe that emitted a sound like a dying walrus. Their primary rival was none other than the oversized, hyper-competitive Joe Swanson, who had built a high-tech kart for Kevin that looked like it had been designed by NASA.
"The only thing I’m eating today is victory, Joe! And maybe a churro if the guy comes back around," Peter shot back. [S8E2] A La Cart
Through a combination of sheer luck and Joe accidentally getting distracted by a particularly majestic hawk in the sky, Peter found himself neck-and-neck with the leaders. The final stretch was a blur of noise and chaos. The chewing gum was melting. The woodchipper engine was screaming. Just as they crossed the finish line—narrowly edging out Joe—the kart didn't just stop; it disintegrated. The wheels rolled off in four different directions, and the seat collapsed into a pile of splinters. By race day, the "Griffin Ground-Pounder" was a
"See, Chris? That’s what happens when you use quality adhesives." "The only thing I’m eating today is victory, Joe