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"This can’t be good for me, but I feel great!" .

— Used when trying to get NPCs to sign his petition, reflecting the mundane nature of his "tasks" . postal_2_all_postal_dude_quotes

The Dude features numerous situational lines that react to gameplay, such as escalating combat taunts ("That one's 'cause I can!") and absurd commentary when interacting with the world, including finding napalm ("Uhh, to kill weeds...") or encountering a crime scene . Reactionary Lines "This can’t be good for me, but I feel great

— Often said during rampages . "" — An escalating version of his request . Contextual Combat & Task Lines "This can’t be good for me

"C'mon, hurry up, I know you got minorities to oppress" .

— A classic take on a well-known slogan .