Polly sighed, dodging a giant flaming tumbleweed. "Best road trip ever."
Scott, a werewolf whose optimism was as thick as his skull, didn't look up from the map he was currently trying to eat. "Don't worry, Polly! I saw a sign for a 'Mystery Hole' three miles back. It’s either a tourist trap or a gateway to a dimension where snacks are free. Either way, the Magic levels are gonna spike!" Monster.Prom.3.Monster.Roadtrip.v0.26-GOG.rar
But as the sun set over a horizon made of literal liquid fire, Scott turned up the radio. "Best road trip ever?" Polly sighed, dodging a giant flaming tumbleweed
The trunk of the convertible was overflowing with cursed artifacts and several dozen bags of "gas station sushi" that Scott insisted would grant them spiritual enlightenment. I saw a sign for a 'Mystery Hole' three miles back
They made the trade, the car glowed a sickly shade of purple, and they launched back onto the asphalt. They were miles away from their destination, low on money, and the car was now haunted by a Victorian child who wouldn't stop critiquing Polly's driving.
Polly grinned, her eyes glowing. "Scott, check the resources. Do we have enough Soul left to trade, or are we still reeling from that incident with the sentient karaoke machine?"
"We've got plenty of Soul!" Scott cheered, flexing. "I found some extra in the glove box next to the jumper cables."