Mads.nakey Midwestthangs.mp4 〈99% Ultimate〉

It’s not a condiment; it’s a beverage. If it doesn't have ranch on it, is it even food?

When you’re driving on a backroad and you see another car, you have to do the 'one-finger salute' off the steering wheel. Just the index finger. Anything more is too aggressive. mads.nakey midwestthangs.mp4

You don't just leave. You have to do the 'Midwest Goodbye.' It starts with a thigh-slap and a 'Welp, I suppose...' then you talk in the doorway for 45 minutes, then you talk by the car for another 20. It’s not a condiment; it’s a beverage

We don’t use miles. Everything is measured in time. 'How far is it?' 'Oh, about twenty minutes.' Ope, see ya later then!" It’s not a condiment