The chaotic streets of Orchid City were usually a haven of high-fashion and higher-speed traffic, but today, they belonged to a deer. Not just any deer—one with a neck that could stretch like a bungee cord and an inexplicable proficiency with dual-wielding submachine guns. The Awakening
As the dust settled, the Deer stood atop the ruins of a luxury mall. It had defeated the giant dog, de-throned the hippo-king of the subway, and successfully attached a human to its back to use as a surfboard. DEEEER.Simulator.Your.Average.Everyday.Deer.Gam...
As the "Deerstruction" meter in the corner of the universe began to climb, the city's defense systems kicked in. The police arrived, but they weren't human. A squad of polar bears in riot gear and oversized sunglasses rolled up in armored vans. The chaotic streets of Orchid City were usually