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To keep your narrative moving, ensure these elements are present:
: Don't edit as you go. You can't fix a blank page, but you can fix a "shitty first draft".
If you're ready to get to work, here is a quick framework to move from a blank page to a finished draft. 1. Find Your Foundation
If you need a specific prompt or want me to generate a story based on a particular genre (like a modern fable about a literal "ass" or donkey), just let me know!
: Ground your reader by using the five senses—the smell of rain, the grit of sand, or the sound of a tin clinking on tiles. 3. Drafting Checklist
: If you get stuck on a scene, just write a brief third-person summary of what happens next and move on to the parts that excite you.
: Start with a single image or "what if" scenario.
The phrase "ass in chair" is a classic writer's mantra—it means the hardest part of drafting a story isn't the ideas, but simply showing up and putting words on the page.
To keep your narrative moving, ensure these elements are present:
: Don't edit as you go. You can't fix a blank page, but you can fix a "shitty first draft".
If you're ready to get to work, here is a quick framework to move from a blank page to a finished draft. 1. Find Your Foundation
If you need a specific prompt or want me to generate a story based on a particular genre (like a modern fable about a literal "ass" or donkey), just let me know!
: Ground your reader by using the five senses—the smell of rain, the grit of sand, or the sound of a tin clinking on tiles. 3. Drafting Checklist
: If you get stuck on a scene, just write a brief third-person summary of what happens next and move on to the parts that excite you.
: Start with a single image or "what if" scenario.
The phrase "ass in chair" is a classic writer's mantra—it means the hardest part of drafting a story isn't the ideas, but simply showing up and putting words on the page.
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Option A (you don't get the book)
If your audience does NOT get hooked by your music, they will NOT listen to your entire song, which means they will not even HEAR your hook, which means they never even get to the best part, which means they will NOT hum your song in the car, which means they will NOT come back to it, which means they will NOT buy it and they will NOT tell their friends about it. In other words, you will die alone with your cats.
Option B (you DO get the book)
However, with the Addiction Formula, your listeners WILL be intrigued to hear your entire song, they WILL hear your hook, they WILL hum your song in the car, which means it’s very likely that they WILL come back to it, tell their friends about it and buy it!
💸 Tell me which one pays the bills.
