6.5 / 10 Actioncome... < 2025-2027 >

The dialogue was snappy, but not too snappy. For every witty one-liner Miller delivered, he followed it up with a joke about his cholesterol. He wasn't the hero the city deserved, but he was the one they could afford on a mid-range streaming budget.

The neon sign above the theater flickered, casting a bruised purple glow over the sidewalk. On the poster, a man in a tuxedo was mid-backflip while firing a flare gun at a helicopter. Below the title, the consensus was clear: . 6.5 / 10 ActionCome...

"Let’s call it a tactical stumble," Miller wheezed, adjusting his tie. The dialogue was snappy, but not too snappy

Miller cornered him on the roof. The wind whipped his hair—not in a majestic way, but in a way that revealed his receding hairline. The neon sign above the theater flickered, casting

"Was that a move?" the henchman groaned, clutching his nose.

The screen cut to black just as an upbeat pop-rock song from 2014 started playing. The audience walked out feeling neither changed nor disappointed. They had been entertained exactly as much as they expected to be.